You know what would suck? If every time you sat down for a meal or drink -- be it Fruit Loops, cornish hen or even an after-dinner cocktail -- a small bomb exploded underneath the table. That would be terrible. Although maybe it would be kind of cool if you got to watch your meal of choice being demolished in slow motion. That wouldn't be so terrible, now would it? Hold onto your seat and save room for dessert. It's food-in-slow-motion go time!